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What does any high class establishment absolutely need to impress visitors or potential clients? A 16″ tall Portal 2 turret statue of course. Get yours today and add some shock and awe to your place!

Portal 2 Turret Statue DetailStraight from the Aperture Science Turret Sanctuary.
Perfect for any bookshelf or end table, as long as he has full vision of his family members most hours.
Programmed for high levels of politeness and compliment, but most come with naturally occurring bugs like fear, anxiety, and depression due to sentience.
Each piece is hand-finished and hand-painted.
Materials: High quality polystone.
Dimensions: 16″ tall.

$299.99 - Get it now!
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