Feeling alone? Why not get this forever alone statue so you can share your time with something rather than nothing! Makes a good chess partner. (Disclaimer: statue has been known to let you win all chess games)

A beloved/hated internet meme, in statue form
Now you won’t be forever alone. You’ll have this!
Individually casted in resin and hand-painted
Dimensions: 7 inches tall with support stand
Weight: 1.5 lbs.