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Blending crushed unicorn horn into the tender meat adds a delightful, crispy flavor to each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

Canned Unicorn Meat Detail14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience.
Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland.
Okay, for real: you can’t eat this. It’s a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

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