This flask lets you relive the joys of youth, only with alcohol. The CDC points out that alcohol can impair your judgement, reduce your reaction time, and cause a loss of motor skills. Which means, basically, this flask isn’t going to make you any better at Tetris. We can live with that.
“Nerdtendo Gamebooze” flask.
Screw-on top with hinge, because you can’t be trusted to keep track of things when you’re drinking.
Capacity: 8 oz.
Materials: stainless steel flask, vinyl wrap.